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Common Ground
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7. Talk Louder
Music and Lyrics by David Ippolito
We call you Mr. Cellphone Guy 'cause we don't know your name
The only thing we share is that we all got on this train
We don't know each other, we won't be together long
So, it might surprise you when we break out in this song.
Talk louder, You're the Cellphone Guy and here's what we think of you
Though you're rude and self-important, still, we love you
So, please... talk loud,
Talk louder Now that's the seventh call you're dialing or receiving
We all need to know the crap you did last evening
So, please... talk loud.
You've allowed us on your train so we'll try not to make a peep
We know you get a call each time we here that piercing beep
Never mind the woman next to you who's trying to get some sleep
Talk louder Another phone call to your wife is why we're waiting
We all think your private life is fascinating
So, please... talk loud, Talk louder
Say, "Can you hear me now" each time the signal scatters
'Cause you know that you're the only one that matters
Hey please talk loud...
Make calls about that business lunch and everyone who came
And, all the TV shows you like and those you think are lame
And, your friend Larry needs the play-by-play of last night's Yankee game
Talk louder... And laugh out loud as if you're living in a funnel
And say, "I'm losing you!" each time we hit a tunnel
Hey please... talk loud
I opened up my eyes today at dawn's first early light
But as I sipped my coffee, I knew something wasn't right
'Cause I won't feel complete 'til I know what you did last night...
No, wait. That's not true. No, wait that's just not trooooo...
Ahhh, shut up Ñ Don't you know this song is meant to be ironic
We think your boring, dull, obnoxious and moronic
You talk so loud,
Hey... shut up If you're getting dirty looks you should expect 'em
One more call and that damned phone is up your rectum
'Cause you... 'Cause you... talk so loud
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I Love The Company (CD)
The People on the Hill
Crazy On The Same Day
It's Just Us (Live)
Talk Louder (single)
