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WALL-TO-WALL COVERAGE of the...

All of the news channels in New York City are covering the earthquake.

Here at "ThatGuiatrman.com" we want to bring you the latest on this catastrophe.

This is what Central Park looked like just minutes before the earthquake struck.

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And this... this is what it looks like now.

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Gimme a break! If I hear one more American "news" person evoke the numbers 9 and 11 in this silly, silly little story I'm gonna throw up.

Please... the ground shook a little. If you're standing anywhere near the 7th Avenue local subway line, we feel that every 7 minutes. The people in the American "news" media are like children. Silly little children. Silly little crisis-cravers.

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