Hi...

Here are just some of the entries that are coming in from New Yorkers, people different parts of the country and around the world.

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Start off with a new batch sent in by the group over at Room 2010 at HH (No... a law firm, Not the bagels.)

"I'll carve"
"Who wants meat?"
"And we're having Katie Couric ham for Christmas"
"I think he's finally dead"
"I've been waitin to hump this turkey"
"And there's giblets in the gravy"
"Who wants to say grace"
"No lame duck here"
"An even better form of birth control"
"All I had to lose was my appendix...." - - says Mr. Beck
~ the complete guide to captions by lawyers Marti S., Willena N., Phillip B. and Chris S.

More entries...

The REAL Turkey Day!
~Mike Rogers - Columbia, MO

"EAT UP!"
Diane Schuck, South Dakota

"Playgirl didn't need this part"
~Jim

1. Right now I am "Head over Heels" about him
2. He will be the "Head of the table" tonight
3. Should we sit him here or on the wall with my Moose
4. I flipped a coin on him coming and they said, "Heads I Win"
5. Since he ain't got my daughter, he ain't got no body.
6. Since I am going Rouge we will try stuffed Levi instead of turkey
~Ken & Vickie

"Jesus is Coming. Everyone... look busy."
~Swede

And now... "just desserts"
~Barbara

"The first time Sarah Palin has given anyone head since high school."
~ R. Kline

Taking the "Free-Range Turkey" metaphor to Alaskan Frontier extreme
~ Joe Spatafora - St. Petersberg, Florida

"OOHH No, I forgot the apple!"
~Tracy

"This turkey wont be knocking up any Palin women again."
~William Causey - Southgate, Michigan

"I'm saving the dark meat for you, Lou Dobbs!"
~ Christine Lavin

"I've been pretending to slave over a hot stove all day!"
~Sarah

"Will someone get Glenn Beck away from the little girl!"
~J. Mondine

"They were all out of Letterman."
~J. Mondine

"It's the ONLY way I give head anymore."
~Loony

"This is the Turkey that knocked up my daughter!"
~Katie Zellner

"You Beckcha!"
~Jackie

"Didn't they end cannibalism in Alaska in the 80s?"
~Chuck

"Anybody want some head?"
~Steve

"Gee, I never realized he was so short!"
~Steve

So batshit I can't just think of one...
"don't eat tomorrow's breakfast sausage"
"And for dessert, Tina Fey"
"A Special Needs Thanksgiving"
~Rob

"Rush, since you're so good at it, will you carve?"
~Jerry

"Moose is a common staple in our home!"
~Walter

Thank God,he won't be a nuisance anymore.
~Linda

"Invitations to the Palin Thanksgiving dinner featured the head of Levi Johnston on a platter."
~Judith Rachmani, Israel

"Sarah Palin est la dinde de Thanksgiving"
~ Elodie

"I shot this turkey myself!"
~Dean Love

Beck says: "Dibs on the ears!"
~Faygo Kid

...And don't anyone ask what I did with his "wishbone"
~ cowscamehome

"Would everyone please pass everything to your right."
~Swede

"This is real meaty, but you won't believe what I put in the pie!"
~Rick

"Because He Baptized my Daughter"
~ Jim

"Aw, heck. I doubt that Playgirl will care if his head is missing -- or his brains(?) for that matter!"
~Janet

"The Cook the Thief the Wife and Former Lover" or "The rest is in the kitchen but sorry... there's no dressing."
~MV

"Sarah, if I knew I was going to be the main course I would have worn a different neck tie."
~ jennifer

[ONE ENTRANT SENT A TOP TEN LIST!]

Top ten:

10 On the Rogue Again
9. MILF gives head to Save Daughter's Honor for the holidays...
8. You Betcha, Levi Tastes Just Like Caribou...
7. National Security Specialist Goes Rogue on Homefront
6. You Betcha Joe Six Pack Can Cook!
5. Republicans Combine 2d Amendment and Birth Control Lobbies in Tight Times
4. Naw, he was in the frozen section, right next to the Senator from Arizona
3. After His Hunting Trip With Uncle Dick, Levi was Ready for Dinner with the Family
2. Family Values in Action: Turkey Gives Levi Head in For Thanksgiving

and the number one caption...

1. "Bristol's Plain 'Folk' Done With Stuffing" promises Palin.
~Peter

"We now present the traditional head cheese!"
Jaan H. Lutter

"An Alaskan Bris"
~ A.S.

"This Buds for you"
or
"We're have the traditional 'Head of the Family' for dinner
whether he likes it or not"
or
"I finally learned how to cook,
from watching that Hanabal character do it,
I realized it was right down my alley."
~ Erik Bergren

Assembly of Gobblers
"Waitress! Can We Place Our Christmas Order?"
"I Missed!": Dick Cheney
"Carving the Enemy: It's a Good Thing" - Martha Stewart
Why The Turkey Crossed The Road
Thanksgiving Paid For By Darwin Sperm Bank
The First Last Supper (New Fox Network Thanksgiving Series)
"Does Emeril Lagasse Have An o'BAM'a Recipe?" - Palin
"And For Dessert: Secretary of State"
In Wasilla, Chief Turkey Serves
"Russia Called: That Wasn't The Turkey They Ordered"
"McCain Made The Stuffing"
"Pitbull Serves Bullshit"
"A FOX and a Turkey Walked Into a Bar....."
"Oprah Couldn't Make It"
"Plenty of Bad Head For Everyone"
~ Mary Saliba

"This is the last time he'll make us sick to our stomach!"
"This is the only turkey that was jerky before it got to the table! "
~ Barbara

And they didn't believe me when I told Oprah I'd be happy to have him here for Thanksgiving dinner!
This is the best head I ever gave!
Now this is what I call a "real" turkey!
How's this for going Rogue?
~ Steve

"You can see all the rest of him in Playgirl."
~ Al in Connectiut

"They say dessert is best served cold."
~ Joanne
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NOTE FROM DAVID:

Now, I didn't ask for comments on this one. But, lots of those are coming in as well. In the interest of fairness I'll post a couple of the negative comments, as well as one that really made my day.

Comments:

I love it! Really, really good stuff!
~Abby

do us a favor and stop the political nonsense, play music, sing songs and stop being offensive to people who don't hold your views.
~ from somebody on the hill who likes your music.

My wife and I are New Yorkers and are now retired and presently living and traveling in our motor home out west. We have spent many days on the hill with you through out the years and always try and bring friends with us. It is one of my favorite things to do in NYC. We also have some of your albums with us and enjoy them. Happy Thanksgiving to you.
~Ken & Vickie

Pretty gross. Unfortunately this country has lost its civility all the way around.
~ John Lowe

LOVE your Photoshop offering of roasted Levi!
~Carol

I love it! I will try to think of something. I live in Cambodia but my husband and I were in NYC this summer (left kids at home with grandparents), and we happened upon you one sunny afternoon. I think that we sat under a tree and listened to you and read the paper for almost 4 hours - could that be possible? Anyway, the memory is so wonderful and so I thank you. We only get back to the US in the summer and we have so little time to ourselves! Keep making people smile.
All the best,
Amy Antoniades and Steve Austermiller
Phnom Penh, Cambodia