Hey! Welcome to the website!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Here's my costume!

Can you guess what I'm dressed up as!?

Like the song on my latest CD... I'm a Conservative, Christian, Right-wing, Republican, Straight, White, American Male. (In this picture though, I'm also best friends with a cartoon-like, silly, unAmerican, small-minded, spiritually bankrupt, hypocritical, obtuse, disingenuous asshole.)

Oh, but that shoulda been easy to guess!

Man! I'm soooo jazzed about election day next week. And, I'm equally jazzed that election day will be a distant memory by the time "The Something-th Annual Year End Concert" rolls around in December! But, I'm also excited by the fact that, if this election is close to unanimous like it should be.... I'm gonna head out to Central Park the following Saturday (November 8) come hell or high water, to celebrate one mo' time!

Wow! Conflicting emotions, hah!?

Ha! Right now, I am as equally jazzed as I am exhausted by the past 8 years of the Bush administration taking this country down the toilet and setting the world on fire.

Exhausted?

Hell yeah!

I've been writing songs, and parodies and doing Photoshop images and seeking to find humor in the darkness ever since 2000!

I mean... I ALMOST OUT OF IDEAS!!!

Damn! Look what I came up with for today's Photoshop image!

Man! I'm losin' it!

OKAY!!!!

The Concert!

Okay... I'll be able to give you guys a quick, very-early update on the availability of tickets.

The box office is closed tomorrow. (Saturday) You might wanna get some today.

The concert is still 6 weeks away. And, the tickets JUST went on sale this week. And there are 450 seats in Merkin Concert Hall. So, i'm sure there will be lotsa tickets for a while! (And there isn't a bad seat in that venue!) So, yeah... this concert, the one where we kick the year in the ass as it heads out the door, is gonna be on Saturday Night, December 13th. So far... George Wurzbach has said he's up for a return to share the stage with me again. Of course, singers David Marcus and Janet Kirker are gonna be there. We're gonna have a blast like we do every year. Sid Bernstein, the man who brought The Beatles to America will be in the audience again. Who knows what the hell's gonna go on. But, it's gonna be great.

So in the next week, you might wanna call a few friends and make some plans.

OR... click on the banner if you wanna grab tickets right now.

Click on this banner to order tickets online.

OR... call the box office directly:

212-501-3330

Okay, I'll be back tomorrow.

This is gonna be a fun week around here. And like I said, I'll try to get you an update about how the tickets are selling for the concert in December.

Thanks for everything.