CONCERT TONIGHT!

Y'know, if you're reading this, odds are you already have tickets. But, if you've been holding off I've got some late breaking news...

4 tickets in Row F in the center of the orchestra are going to be released for sale at 12:30 today. You can call the box office around then... good luck.

Also, my sister (believe it or not) from Long Island has 3 tickets she's gonna be selling in the lobby before the show. But, listen... if you really and truly can't afford the tickets, find her and tell her I said that I'd pay for them, okay? I'll call her and tell her that this morning. I'll say, "Hey Sis, if somebody comes up to you and says, 'David said he'd buy me the seats... password... um... Granola Bar' ...just give 'em the tickets for free."

Got that?

Granola Bar.

Her name is Sue. She's pretty, with brown hair, and a BIG guy husband named Mike she should be with. I'll ask her to hang out by the ticket window for a little while.

Hope I see you all at Merkin Hall tonight.

Thanks for everything.